November 3rd 2003 - November 9th 2003
Sunday Revealed
Saturday Blunt
Friday All over
Thursday Fitting
Wednesday All day
Tuesday Nipples
Monday Get a grip
Sunday 9th November 2003
"Revealed: the rumour that has rocked the royal family" - Sun-Herald, Sydney
(And I don't mean to be a wet blanket but - haven't we heard all this before?)
Saturday 8th November 2003
Keep an eye on the photographs of Prince Charles's trip to Oman, by the way: those naughty snappers can get away with a lot more than anyone who wants to write about what's happening - cf this recent picture of the heir to the throne admiring the blunt end of a very big cannon.
Friday 7th November 2003
I've been a bit annoyed by the talk about how the royal rumour is "all over the internet"; I can't say I've looked very hard, but (popbitch aside) I hadn't seen anything.
And then someone kindly directed me to Republic...
Thursday 6th November 2003
The saga of my birthday in seven fits
(Pictures courtesy David's encounter with the marvellous Historic Tale Construction Kit)
Wednesday 5th November 2003
Dates for your diary
July 31st is National Orgasm Day. All day?
And today is my birthday. All day!
Tuesday 4th November 2003
A review of Graham Robb's new book, 'Strangers: Homosexual Love in the Nineteenth Century', quotes a 1933 manual on how to identify "the average homosexual":
- peculiar swinging motion of the hips
- sloped and rounded shoulders
- thick, luxuriant hair
- soft, delicate skin
- feminine buttocks
- a hairless chest
- a mincing walk
and this, the clincher:
- large, easily aroused nipples
Come the next Royal walkabout, you know what to do.
Monday 3rd November 2003
Prince Charles?! I thought it was Prince Andrew?? Not Prince Edward, though. Prince George on the other hand...
Actually I don't care. And neither should you.
A story about an inadequate told to a flake by a potential psychotic?I prefer my stories a bit better buttered.
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